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    • helpmeExperts
    01-28 10:55 PM
    guys,

    have u seen the legal immigration/ foriegn workers issue address by Bush today. althou he spoke just 1-2 sentences. stating that ' legal immigration system needs to be fixed, so that foriegn workers are in no harm

    lets see what happens

    IV can def. do something. guys WAKE UP . send out letters or if possible do a MORCHA again in front of WHITEHOUSE

    damn it..tough times have really started



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    • rajeshalex
    07-22 08:01 AM
    Hi All,

    For the adjusment of status to that of a lawful permanent resident
    in the office of the Immigration and Naturalization Service center, which one I should select ?. I live in virginina. Is it the one at Vermon?

    Is there a link to determine which office to select?
    This is one of the questions in ETA-750 B

    Thank You

    Rajesh



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    • CRAZYMONK
    07-21 01:14 PM
    Just fill out the new I9 Form with your EAD details. You should be fine.



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    • yaratnaparkhi
    10-05 02:23 PM
    Myself and my wife are both on H1-b. Our 485 was applied in Jul 07. I have to apply for EAD by myself. Can I apply for EAD now and then apply for AP(I-131) at a later time ?


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    • yabadaba
    07-02 02:05 PM
    who are these 60k cases? i cant see it on or anywhere. these will some reflection of this..correct?



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    • Jaime
    11-11 06:17 PM
    Has anyone heard about the immigrant advocacy groups that are planning a protest march on Washington one day after Obama's inaguration. They plan to demand that immigration raids stop and that immigration reform be taken up during the first 100 days of Obama's administration (while recognizing that the economy comes first)

    The marches are apparently being organized by the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles (CHIRLA). These news are very fresh and thus far I have only seen it on Spanish language media (3 different online newspapers). Here is the note in Spanish: http://www.chirla.org/node/246

    Should we march ourselves for legal immigrants? Send flowers? The inaguration and following days will be very visible.


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    • jonty_11
    06-14 03:50 PM
    This is a fit case, where you have send him back a question - what do you mean by that?
    already asked him back.!



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    • gc_vsc
    01-27 04:38 PM
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    • allen_1974
    01-23 01:34 AM
    Hi,

    My passport will be expiring in next 6 months. I do have an appt pending with US embassy Bombay. I have some queries, if someone can please guide me:

    1. What happens to old passport. I took Appt with old passport number?

    2. Can I keep my old passport?

    3. Is it OK to go for new renewed passport? Or will it impact the H1B stamping and interview process?

    Pls suggest.

    Regards



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    • AZ_GC
    08-22 06:46 PM
    The answer is Yes you can switch to new employer. Your H-1 does not matter anymore as you have applied for AOS and you have a valid EAD which you can use for AC21 portability for a new employer after 180 days.


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    • hlangmo
    April 11th, 2005, 10:54 AM
    I totally agree with you about the birds coming towards me, but this time i did not get a single one of them in focus. So i just have to keep trying.
    F1 to green card.... [Archive] - Immigration Voice
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    • kuppas
    04-11 05:39 PM
    Both I94, one you got at POE and another you got from H1 approval notice has same number. I94 attached with the H1 approval notice has expiration date and you can use it until it expires. I assume, both are valid since both has the same number except the expiration date.


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    • ndbhatt
    11-15 11:03 AM
    I got this email today for Drew Seman. Helping pro-immigrant initiative would definitely help us. Please support by signing the petition.

    ====
    Dear Friends,

    This week, Tom Tancredo's Presidential Campaign released a new anti-immigration campaign ad, linking "Islamic terrorists" to immigration. The ad received national coverage, with Tancredo making appearances on CNN & Fox News. Here's what the press had to say:

    "You can't deny that this is the politics of fear" - Fox News

    "New Tancredo ad a sad case of fear-mongering" - Denver Post
    "Tancredo ad plays fear card" - USA Today
    Tancredo's Presidential Campaign plans to run the ad in Iowa. His demagoguery will not get him votes, but it will spread fear and misinformation that hurts the prospects of reform for all immigrants. That's why we need to make sure his ad doesn't make it to Iowa.

    Go to: http://www.immigrantslist.org/tancredo

    We're not going to stop the ad by attacking Tancredo, but we can ask local network affiliates in Iowa not to run it. Sign the petition now at http://www.immigrantslist.org/tancredo .

    After you sign the petition, forward this to your friends & family. We need to get 1,000 signatures on the petition now!

    Thank you for all that you're doing,

    Drew Seman
    Executive Director
    Immigrants' List
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    • jambvan
    10-29 08:51 PM
    I have received my FP notice one month back and have my appointment scheduled for next tuesday. I haven't received my wife and daughter's FP notice yet. (my daughter is 7 years old)
    I called USCIS 2 to 3 times and finally 10 days back they told me that my wife and daughter’s appointment also set for same date as mine and he was not sure why they have not sent me notice yet. USCIS Rep told me that he is going to send me a copy. I haven't received copy yet as of today. I called USCIS again yesterday but they couldn’t see if notice has been sent or not.
    I have checked with post office and they haven't received anything either.

    I am planning to go to ASC with my family and will see if they could take FP for them along with me. USCIS also suggested same but they can't guarantee if ASC will take it or not.
    Has anyone experienced this before? Please let me know if you have any suggestions. Thank you!

    Update: I went to ASC office yesterday and they gave me copy of FP notice for my wife and daughter from their system without any hesitation.


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    • femba09
    08-02 02:31 PM
    Hi,

    I am currently in India.

    My Status:
    Jobless
    AP expires on August 10th 2010. Applied for AP extension since April 30th 2010. My AP extension hasn't arrived yet.

    Question:
    There is no way I can travel back to US before August 10th. As per what I heard, a newly issued AP cannot be used to reenter the U.S. if it was not valid as of the date of departure form the U.S. IS this correct?

    thanks!



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    • Sheetal_MA
    12-03 11:20 AM
    My cousin is getting married to a US citizen in February 2009. I want to get information about K3 visa for spouse of US citizen. My questions are:

    1. I have heard that it takes long time to get K3 visa, is that true?

    Yes it is true that the K3 visa may take a year and the spouse must remain in the home country during that time.

    2. If the above statement is true then what other visa option is best for her, visitor or fiance visa (K1 visa)?

    She can try for K1 visa but it must be filed now and she must come to the US before marriage. The K1 visa processing can take a few months so your cousin may be running out of time.

    3. Is it necessary that immigrant visa petition (greencard) is in process before applying for K3 visa?

    The K3 is the greencard process and it can only be filed after the marriage has occurred.

    Thank you all in advance for your help!!!!


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    • cox
    February 13th, 2005, 09:37 PM
    shows you how attitudes to helping sick people have changed. In the old days and in many third world countries, it's still a semi Prison system (to look at)
    Rob

    For the mentally ill, it sometimes still is here in the States... For those that can get care at all. Very haunting shots, Freddy. :eek:



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    • zeorist123
    03-11 02:39 PM
    My am in eb-3 category with a PD jan 2007.
    I applied my i-485 to NSC and it was transferred to NBC in 2009.
    NBC arranged an interview with the local immigration office in April 2009.
    The Immigration Offer issued a welcome notice even though my PD was not current.
    I still have not received the GREEN CARD.
    In March of 2011 I received an email saying that my case has been transferred to TSC "to speed up processing"
    So I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
    Please respond.

    FYI: I have NOT changed my Job, my employer or my address.



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    • Green_Always
    03-03 11:09 PM
    I am for it yes,

    I was nice and easy few years ago which we used to get stamped here and used to say "Department of State" for the location it was stamped. I got my visa stamped once here in US.

    selected wrong radio button by mistake



    r2d2
    04-27 04:11 PM
    Hello,

    I have been a GC holder for the past two years. I obtained the GC through employment but lost my job 3 months ago.

    I am planning to leave Boston, spend a month in Canada and relocate in CA when I return to the USA. I will be driving out of the US to Canada during the first week of May 2010, spending a month in Canada and then coming to California early June 2010 by plane with my LPR status.

    I will use the on-line change of address tool before traveling to Canada to let the USCIS know of my new permanent address in California. I already have a place to live in California.


    My questions are:
    1) Should I expect to go through some problems at the airport when going through the custom?
    2) Will they ask me if I am employed?
    3) Should I let the USCIS know of my new permanent address just 10 days before I go to California, or earlier?

    Any advice?

    Thank you



    Digitalosophy
    08-17 12:47 PM
    yea i got some work too, actually built a nice relationship with a cool company. i've also found that some people offering jobs are either full of you know what or they don't pay very well.


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